Man - " Hi "
Woman - " Hi "
Man - " How are you ? "
Woman - " I`m ok "
Man - " So what`s your name ? "
Woman - " It`s on my profile,did you not look at that ? "
Man - " Errmm,I must have forgotten,sorry "
Woman - " What,you forgot my name or forgot to look at my profile ? "
Man - ( After a long pause ) " Oh yes,I did look at your profile but noticed your lovely photos before I saw your name "
Woman - " Ok then,so you did see my name ? So what is it ? "
Man - ( Pauses again ) " I`m sorry,I can`t remember,I`ll just have to check your profile again,hang on a minute "
Woman - " Can I ask why you chose to write to me ? "
Man - " Errmm,well as I just said I really liked your photos,You look sexy "
Woman - " Hmm,Ok,so you want to be my friend without knowing my name or anything about me and my Interests,but just because I look " Sexy " ?
Man - " Errmm,well we can talk about whatever you like,I did`nt write to you just because I liked your photos "
Woman - " Ok then,what do you want to know about me ? "
Man - " Hmm,so where do you live,have you a boyfriend ? "
Woman - " I live in a house and no I don`t have a boyfriend "
Man - " Great ! then can I come to meet you ? "
Woman - ( She laughs ) " And how many other women have you said that to on the Internet then ? "
Man - ( He stays quiet for a moment ) " Actually,not one "
Woman - " Hmm,then why is it that all my girlfriends on the Internet have told me they`ve been sent messages by a man who has just written the exact same things that you have written to me,right now,word for word ? "
Man - " I`m not sure,but it definitely was`nt me "
Woman - " Ok then,so what`s my name,did you check ? "
Man - ( And this time,no reply )
Woman - " Hey,hey,why are you not answering me now ? Busy finding your next woman to write to are you ? " (hahaha)